I moved in with my boyfriend a year ago and getting your own place together and living in such close quarters can make you privvy to a few things you never thought about before, and now kind of wish you’d never known. If this is you then this reddit thread is for you…
1. The Real Question is, did he know this would happen?
‘I learned that men can have a lot of dribble after they pee. I learned this because he went to pee, then came back and whipped out his dick and splattered my face…’ – Kambrose1459.
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3. Ew.
‘That when taking a dump their penis can accidentally touch the rim of the toilet bowl. I had lived with a couple other dudes before my husband and never knew this was an issue. Then we bought a house and both of the toilets needed to be replaced. He spent a stupid amount of money at Home Depot on these toilets with elongated bowls and I was perplexed and irritated…until he explained why.’ – Metalmorphosis. Without_traverse responded and said: ‘It’s called the Witch’s Kiss’.
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5. This is far more amusing than you’d imagine
‘He can wiggle his penis.You know how some people can wiggle their ears, or just the tip of their nose? If we’re laying around in bed, he sometimes ‘waves’ at me.I didn’t know it could move that much on its own.’ – Blueinjakat.
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